Well, I like to think I’m a responsible homeowner. I mean, I’ve got all these fancy appliances with alarms on them to keep my family safe and sound. But apparently, my trust in technology might have been a tad misplaced. The other morning, my family and I were all jolted awake by this high-pitched squealing. […]
I recently had an issue changing my password on one of my devices. The episode brought to mind this old but relevant post I saw a few years back. WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must […]
My friend Larry loves Sudoku and plays it, he says every day. I hate the game but each to his own. The reason Larry loves Sudoku is because he is worried about his mental health. Are you worried about your mental sharpness declining faster than your retirement savings, like my friend Larry? Fear not, because […]
“Why did the middle-aged man switch to reading glasses? Because he wanted to see his future more clearly.” “Why did the old man start knitting? He wanted to unravel the mysteries of aging.” “What do you call an old man who’s lost his sense of direction? A senior moment navigator.” “Why did the middle-aged man […]
I am not religious, and neither is my wife. We raised our children to be skeptical of religious beliefs and question religious dogma and make up their own minds and not rely on ancient texts to guide them. And speaking of ancient texts, did you know there are over 4,000 recognized religions in the world? […]
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring […]
Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not-so-elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her quizzically and said, “What the heck is a Jalopy?” He had never heard of the word jalopy! She […]
Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following 25 statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinness. god got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath […]
· Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better · Coca-Cola was originally green. · It is impossible to lick your elbow. · The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: o Alaska · The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% · The percentage of North […]
We just had a cold spell on the Coast of BC. Now those in the rest of Canada don’t think that a temperature of -5 is cold, but in BC it is so cold that… The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe. Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets. You have […]
