June 13th, 2025
Royce Shook
Summer is here, so here are 30 dad jokes for June, to break the mindset of the past few days so we can get on the Bright side of life Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! Why don’t mountains ever get tired? Because they always peak performance! What do you […]
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April 6th, 2025
Royce Shook
Friends, Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it… I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just […]
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March 17th, 2025
Royce Shook
St. Patrick’s Day Puns & Dad Jokes 🍀 Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck! What’s a leprechaun’s favourite type of music? Sham-rock! Why do leprechauns make great secret agents? They’re always a little clover undercover! How do Irish cows stay up to date? They read the Moospaper! […]
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November 28th, 2024
Royce Shook
My son told me this story and I am passing it on. As a guitarist, my son gets all kinds of gigs, but recently he was dying for a unique one. A funeral director asked him to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. This gentleman had no family or friends, so they […]
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September 8th, 2024
Royce Shook
Every few years, an advance in technology comes along that renders the previous technology obsolete. This cycle of innovation has happened countless times throughout history. For example, the steam engine revolutionized transportation, but eventually, cars and airplanes made train travel less essential. Later, the telegraph enabled relatively quick long-distance communication. However, the telephone’s advent rendered […]
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September 1st, 2024
Royce Shook
Just Face It, Your Kids Think You’re an Artifact (Ancient and no longer relevant) Remember when you were young and convinced you’d never grow up? Thirty seemed ancient, and you figured you’d never actually get there. Well, surprise—you did! And now you’re over fifty-five with teenage grandchildren who think you’re straight out of the Stone […]
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August 22nd, 2024
Royce Shook
I have never understood women and only went on dates once I was in my second year of university. I was lucky to meet a lady who I have been with for over fifty years and let me tell you, understanding the differences between men and women can help a lot. Over time I discovered […]
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August 7th, 2024
Royce Shook
So, what does this quirky phrase mean? The term “Dog Days” traditionally refers to a period of particularly hot and humid weather occurring during the summer months of July and August in the Northern Hemisphere. “Dog Days bright and clear Indicate a happy year; But when accompanied by rain, For better times, our hopes are […]
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August 6th, 2024
Royce Shook
National Wiggle Your Toes Day, celebrated annually on August 6th, is a delightful reminder to appreciate the small joys in life. Last year on this day my friends and I gathered at the Beach in White Rock and as we do sometimes, we started to reminisce about our childhood summers spent barefoot. It was a […]
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July 20th, 2024
Royce Shook
I watched some young parents fuss over their children the other day and started thinking about how our attitudes toward safety have changed. Here are some lighthearted and I hope humorous thoughts on this topic. Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the […]
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