“Anything that can go wrong, will…”

 Here are
some other Laws you may not have heard!

Grandpa’s
Law of Gardening: The plant you forget to water will outlive the one you
baby-talk to daily.

Lorenz’s
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch.

Smith’s
Law of Aging: The older you get, the more your memory becomes a highlight reel
of embarrassing moments.

Jenkins’
Law of Dentistry: The day after your dental appointment, you’ll discover
popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth.

Anthony’s
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.

Ethel’s
Law of Shopping: The item you bought on sale will be even cheaper the next day,
but you’ll have lost the receipt.

Harold’s
Law of Eyeglasses: Your reading glasses will always be hiding in the one place
you haven’t looked.

Agnes’
Law of Social Media: The moment you post a photo of yourself looking young and
fabulous, someone will tag you in an old and unflattering picture.

Walter’s
Law of Hair Growth: The hair on your head will migrate to your ears and nose as
you age.

Gertrude’s
Law of Alarm Clocks: The day you don’t set an alarm is the day you wake up at 4
a.m. for no reason.

Eugene’s
Law of Senior Discounts: The store with the best senior discount will have the
worst customer service.

Mildred’s
Law of Kitchen Appliances: The more buttons and settings on your microwave, the
more likely you are to use it solely for reheating coffee.

Oscar’s
Law of Relatives: Your distant relatives will only remember your existence when
they need a loan.

Lowery’s
Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing
anyway.

Martha’s
Law of Lost Socks: The number of missing socks in your laundry is directly
proportional to the number of socks you desperately need.

Gladys’
Law of Napping: The shorter the nap you plan to take, the longer you will
actually Sleep.

Norman
Einstein’s Law: If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

Herbert’s
Law of Exercise: The likelihood of injuring yourself while working out
increases exponentially with your age, desire to impress others, and lack of
proper warm-up.

Beach’s
Law: Interchangeable parts aren’t.

Floyd’s Law of Social Events: The more you talk about how you can’t stay up late anymore, the more your friends will invite you to late-night parties.

William’s
Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by
brute strength and ignorance.

Lane’s
Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.

Cannon’s
Karmic Law: If you tell the buddies, you were late for golf,  because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired