If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

Starring Homer Cates, Katie, Pop, Jerry and Gator Earl. Thank you for the sound effects: Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html

Screaming cats make a terrible sound. Thank you for the sound effects: Party Horn / Mike Koenig 76599891 / soundbible.com/1817-Party-Horn.html Dial-Up Sound /...

And a Happy New Year!

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

Do you know who I am? I think I know. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

He will be back!

Pie r squared. No, pie are round. Thank you for the sound effects: Polaroid camera / soundjay.com/polaroid-camera-sound-effect.html#google_vignette

1990 - 2010

Have you seen my ring? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

Looking in the mirror at five in the morning. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

Silver fingers and Butterfingers. Thank you for the sound effects: Motorcycle Pass By - Mike Koenig 2065834786 / soundbible.com/588-Motorcycle-Pass-By.html Waterphone - Daniel Simion...

Three hundred. Thank you for the sound effects: Bowling alley ambience / 240249-bowling_01 / https://www.soundsnap.com/bowling_01_wav Bowling Alley Strike / 441631-Bowling_Alley-Strike /...

There are so many memories in music.

Ringo to Paul. I wish I could do them all.

We ain't gettin' any younger.

Tickets please. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

Bon Voyage, Bob and Kelly. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html Small Crowd / Mike Koenig 2101396541 / soundbible.com/1839-Small-Crowd.html

Time mellows strong emotion.

I would rather have a steak.