Someday soon, I will be with you.

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It has been a long and winding road.

Plus, Janis Joplin!

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"I can't believe it," said the old fart as he looked in the mirror.

Ages 26-49.

The Decade of 2000.

If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

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And a Happy New Year!

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

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