“I
asked my computer for a good joke. It replied, ‘Why don’t scientists trust
atoms? Because they make up everything!’ Ah, even computers have a sense of
humor… or at least they’ve learned to mimic one!”

 “You
know you’re getting old when you bend down to tie your shoe and wonder what
else you can do while you’re down there. Cleaning the floor seems like a valid
option at that point!”

“My
favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch. I
think I’ve mastered it!”

“I
tried to lose weight by running away from my problems, but now I’m just out of
shape and my problems have also upgraded to a full marathon!”

“They
say laughter is the best medicine. That’s probably why my pharmacist keeps
giving me Tic Tacs with a funny face drawn on them. I must admit, I feel
strangely better after taking them!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired