Some humour about trying to quit smoking
I hope these jokes bring a smile and a reminder
that quitting smoking, while challenging, can also have moments of humour and
triumph!
1. Why
did the guy trying to quit smoking start telling jokes? Because laughter is the
best distraction from cravings!
2. Quitting
smoking is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the needle is a
non-smoking life and the haystack is a mountain of cigarette packs.
3. Did
you hear about the smoker who tried to quit cold turkey? It didn’t work because
the turkey kept asking for a smoke break.
4. Why
did the cigarette go to Therapy? It was trying to find a healthier coping
mechanism!
5. Quitting
smoking is like playing a game of hide and seek with your willpower. Sometimes
it’s hiding in plain sight, and other times it’s nowhere to be found!
6. Why
did the ex-smoker become a gardener? Because they wanted to plant seeds of
health instead of tobacco leaves!
7. What
do you call a group of ex-smokers? A puff-less posse!
8. Why
don’t smokers ever win at poker? Because they always fold before the game even
starts!
9. Quitting
smoking is like breaking up with a bad habit. You have to go through
withdrawal, but you’ll feel better in the long run.
10. Why did
the cigarette cross the road? To get to the “other side” of health
and wellness!
11. How do you
know when a smoker is serious about quitting? When they start counting the days
since their last cigarette like it’s a high score!
12. Why did
the doctor prescribe laughter to smokers trying to quit? Because it’s the best
medicine for cravings!
13. What’s a
smoker’s favourite song when they decide to quit? “I Will Survive” by
Gloria Gaynor!
14. Why did
the smoker switch to vaping? Because they wanted a cloud of vapor, not a
clouded future!
Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/
