July 31st, 2023
Old is’ Jokes
My thanks to Walter and his sense of “old” humour for these
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says
‘Let’s go upstairs and make love
And you answer:
‘Pick one, I can’t do both!’
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot!
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy …
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You don’t care where your spouse goes
… Just as long as you don’t have to go along.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting a little action
Means you don’t need to take any fibre today
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
… In the parking lot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..
You are not sure these are jokes!
Have a good day!
“Young at heart”
(slightly older in other places!)
Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/
