The calendar had a nervous breakdown in June. It took a month off.

Why is June such a popular month for weddings? Because the bride and groom get a lot of showers.

I’m so excited for June, I’m beside myself.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never really took
off.

I hate funerals — I’m not a mourning person.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take
things literally.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

The other day she tried to make a chemistry joke but got no reaction.

It’s funny — England doesn’t have a kidney bank but has a Liverpool.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of June? Because it ran out of
juice.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during June classes? Because her
students were so bright.

Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing!

June is my favourite month – it’s when I finally get to break out my
summer puns.

Why was the math book sad in June? Because it had too many problems.

Why do golfers love June? Because it’s the perfect time to hit the
green.

June is the month when I finally get to enjoy some sun and fun and stop
being so solstice-tent. 

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired