Here are 15 “dad jokes” I hope you find them amusing.

1.     
Why did the flower go to the party? Because it
was a blooming good time!

2.     
What did the bee say to the flower? “You’re
the bee’s knees!”

3.     
Why do flowers love Spring? Because it’s a
blooming beautiful season!

4.     
What did the sun say to the Earth? “You’re
looking radiant today!”

5.     
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the park? He
wanted to take his playtime to new heights!

6.     
What do you call a group of cats playing
instruments in the park? A mew-sical band!

7.     
Why did the kid bring a magnet to the beach? He
wanted to attract some fun!

8.     
What did the seagull say to the kid who lost his
ice cream? “You’re in a bit of a pickle, aren’t you?”

9.     
Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He
wanted to soar to new heights!

10. What
do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!

11. Why
did the kid bring a water gun to the park? He wanted to have a splashing good
time!

12. What
did the kid say when his mom asked him to take out the trash? “Aww, do I
have to?”

13. Why
did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a ball!

14. What
do you call a group of ducks playing instruments in the park? A quack-tet!

15. Why
did the kid bring a picnic basket to the park? He wanted to have a snack-tastic
time!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired