1.     
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
eat his veggies? “Do I have to? They’re so… green!”

2.     
Why did the kid bring a ball to the park? He
wanted to have a ball-istic time!

3.     
What do you call a group of kids playing soccer
in the park? A kick-tastic team!

4.     
Why did the kid bring a book to the park? He
wanted to have a page-turning adventure!

5.     
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
take a nap? “Aww, do I have to? I’m not tired!”

6.     
Why did the kid bring a bike to the park? He
wanted to have a wheel-good time!

7.     
What do you call a group of kids playing tag in
the park? A chase-tastic game!

8.     
Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He
wanted to have a high-flying time!

9.     
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
eat his dinner? “Aww, do I have to? It’s so… boring!”

10. Why
did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a flying good time!

11. What
do you call a group of kids playing hide-and-seek in the park? A seek-tastic
game!

12. Why
did the kid bring a ball to the park? He wanted to have a ball-istic time!

13. What
did the kid say when his mom asked him to take a bath? “Aww, do I have to?
I’m not dirty!”

14. Why
did the kid bring a book to the park? He wanted to have a page-turning
adventure!

15. What
do you call a group of kids playing soccer in the park? A kick-tastic team!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired