So, this is for all the women who have a sense of humor and to the men who will enjoy reading it. Men Are Just Happier People! ·        What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. ·        The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ·        Chocolate is just […]

1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.  3. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?  4. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?  5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is that he […]