This is for some, a very serious day, I hope to lighten up the mood. So, here are a few jokes about Valentine’s Day:

Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day? 

    Because it had too many problems and no solutions.

Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? 

    Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the valentine’s card say to the stamp? 

    “Stick with me and we’ll go places.”

Why did Cupid draw back his bow? 

    Because he didn’t have any arrows!

What did one oar say to the other on Valentine’s Day? 

    “You’re the oar of my heart.”

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! Let me know if you have any jokes you can add.

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Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired