Family
Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children Sam Levinson
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family, in another city. George Burns
The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst. Marge Kennedy
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until I was married. Lewis Grizzard
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. Jerry Seinfeld
No ones family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.
Claire LaZebnik
Obviously, if I was in a serious relationship with someone long term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. Chelsea Handler
Last night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin
Big families are like waterbed stores: They used to be everywhere and now they’re just weird. Jim Gaffigan
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