Leap year yea!
Here are 29 dad
jokes about leap year enjoy Valentine’s Day with some humour.
1.
Why did the calendar break up
with the leap year? It just needed some space.
2.
How do you plan a party for
February 29th? You make sure it’s a leap bash!
3.
What do you call a leap year in
Australia? A jump year, mate!
4.
Why did the calendar go to
Therapy during a leap year? It had too many issues to work through.
5.
Why was the leap year a great
time to start a new relationship? Because it’s an extra day to fall in love!
6.
What do you call a frog that was born on February 29th? A leapfrog.
7.
Did you hear about the calendar
that got into a fight during a leap year? It had too many dates to defend!
8.
Why did the computer celebrate
the leap year? It wanted an extra byte of fun!
9.
What did the calendar say when
February 29th arrived? “I’m feeling a little extra today!”
10.
What do you get when you cross
a kangaroo with a calendar during a leap year? A jump date!
11.
How do you make a calendar
laugh on February 29th? You tickle its dates!
12.
Why did the scarecrow celebrate
during the leap year? Because it was outstanding in its field!
13.
What did the calendar say to
the other days during a leap year? “I’ve got one more day to spare!”
14.
Why was the leap year feeling
so self-conscious? It couldn’t help but notice its extra day!
15.
What did the math book say to
the calendar during a leap year? “You and I really add up!”
16.
How do you fix a broken
calendar during a leap year? With some dates therapy!
17.
What’s a calendar’s favourite
Olympic sport during a leap year? The long jump!
18.
Why did the calendar call in
sick during a leap year? It had a bad case of too-many-dates-itis.
19.
How do calendars stay cool
during a leap year? They have a lot of chill-dren!
20.
What do you call a calendar’s
secret handshake during a leap year? A leap shake!
21.
Why do calendars make terrible
comedians during a leap year? Their jokes are just too dated!
22.
What did one calendar say to
the other during a leap year? “Let’s make the most of our extra day and
take a leap of faith!”
23.
Why did the calendar bring a
ladder to the leap year party? Because it wanted to take a leap up!
24.
How does a calendar organize
its schedule during a leap year? With a leap planner.
25.
What’s a calendar’s favourite
dance during a leap year? The “leap and sway”!
26.
What did the calendar say to
February 29th when it arrived late to the party? “You’re a little tardy,
but I’ll still count on you!”
27.
Why was the calendar always so
relaxed during a leap year? Because it had an extra “chill” day!
28.
Why did the calendar refuse to
attend the leap year party? It said it was too square for such a hip event!
29.
How do you make a calendar
apologize during a leap year? You tell it to “make amends on the
29th!”
I hope these dad
jokes brought a smile to your face during this leap year!
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