St. Patrick’s Day Puns & Dad Jokes 🍀

1. Why
   don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your
   luck!
2. What’s
   a leprechaun’s favourite type of music? Sham-rock!
3. Why do
   leprechauns make great secret agents? They’re always a little clover
   undercover!
4. How do
   Irish cows stay up to date? They read the Moospaper!
5. Why
   don’t you borrow Money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
6. How
   did the shamrock feel after telling a joke? Pretty clover!
7. What
   do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
8. Why
   was the leprechaun so good at basketball? He always had a little green
   in his shot!
9. What’s
   a leprechaun’s favourite type of Exercise? Jig jogging!
10. Why do
    Irish people love to solve puzzles? Because they’re always looking for a wee
    bit o’ luck!

The Ides of March Puns & Dad Jokes ⚔️

11. Why
    did Julius Caesar buy crayons? Because he wanted to draw his own
    conclusions!
12. How
    did the Roman senator feel about the Ides of March? Stabbed in the
    back!
13. What
    did Brutus say when he finished baking? Et tu, Brute cake?
14. Why
    did Caesar bring an umbrella to the Senate? Because he knew it was going
    to reign trouble!
15. What’s
    Julius Caesar’s least favourite salad dressing? Caesar dressing—too
    many bad memories!
16. Why
    did the Roman refuse to pay his debts? Because he knew he’d be charged
    with treason!
17. What
    do you call an indecisive Roman leader? Julius Cease-ar!
18. Why
    didn’t the Roman chicken cross the road? Because it feared the Ides
    of March!
19. What’s
    a Roman’s favorite part of a sword? The point of no return!
20. How do
    you comfort a Roman on March 15th? Tell them, This too shall pass!

First Day of Spring Puns & Dad Jokes 🌸

21. Why do
    flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the
    metal!
22. What’s
    a bee’s favourite kind of flower? Any bee-gonia!
23. Why
    don’t flowers argue? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
24. What
    did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
25. Why do
    birds fly north in spring? Because it’s tweet season!
26. What
    do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A real hare-larious
    comedian!
27. Why do
    cows love spring? Because the grass is always greener!
28. How do
    you know spring is a great time of year? It always grows on you!
29. What
    kind of math do plants love? Mulch-plication!
30. What
    do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle!
31. Why
    was the gardener so happy on the first day of spring? Because he had a bud-ding
    career!

Hope these bring you some laughs!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired