What can we help you find?

What's the matter with you?!! You seem to be average.

What's the matter wi…

What's the matter with you?!! You seem to be average.

To whom it may concern, thank you with all my heart. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/    

To whom it may conce…

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Plus, cruisin' up and down Main Street. Thank you for the sound effects: Continuous Traffic / pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/traffic/    

Plus, cruisin' up an…

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How about a hamster? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

How about a hamster?…

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It has been a long and winding road.

It has been a long a…

It has been a long and winding road.

Plus, Janis Joplin!

Plus, Janis Joplin!

Plus, Janis Joplin!

Ages 0-17 - Plus, Hula girls and the string.

Ages 0-17 - Plus, Hu…

Ages 0-17 - Plus, Hula girls and the string.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Not that there is an…

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ages 18 - 25 Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

Ages 18 - 25 Thank y…

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"I can't believe it," said the old fart as he looked in the mirror.

"I can't believe it,…

"I can't believe it," said the old fart as he looked in the mirror.

Ages 26-49.

Ages 26-49.

Ages 26-49.

The Decade of 2000.

The Decade of 2000.

The Decade of 2000.

If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

If I had a son, I wo…

If I had a son, I would teach him how to dig a hole.

Starring Homer Cates, Katie, Pop, Jerry and Gator Earl. Thank you for the sound effects: Kid Laugh / Mike Koenig 167390871 / soundbible.com/2026-Kid-Laugh.html

Starring Homer Cates…

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Screaming cats make a terrible sound. Thank you for the sound effects: Party Horn / Mike Koenig 76599891 / soundbible.com/1817-Party-Horn.html Dial-Up Sound / freesound.org/people/thearchiveguy99/soun…

Screaming cats make …

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And a Happy New Year!

And a Happy New Year…

And a Happy New Year!

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

Oh Deer! What can th…

Oh Deer! What can the matter be?

Do you know who I am? I think I know. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

Do you know who I am…

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He will be back!

He will be back!

He will be back!

Pie r squared. No, pie are round. Thank you for the sound effects: Polaroid camera / soundjay.com/polaroid-camera-sound-effect.html#google_vignette

Pie r squared. No, p…

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1990 - 2010

1990 - 2010

1990 - 2010

Have you seen my ring? Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

Have you seen my rin…

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Looking in the mirror at five in the morning. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

Looking in the mirro…

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Silver fingers and B…

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Three hundred. Thank you for the sound effects: Bowling alley ambience / 240249-bowling_01 / https://www.soundsnap.com/bowling_01_wav Bowling Alley Strike / 441631-Bowling_Alley-Strike / https://www.s…

Three hundred. Thank…

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There are so many memories in music.

There are so many me…

There are so many memories in music.

Ringo to Paul. I wish I could do them all.

Ringo to Paul. I wis…

Ringo to Paul. I wish I could do them all.

We ain't gettin' any younger.

We ain't gettin' any…

We ain't gettin' any younger.

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Tickets please. Than…

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Bon Voyage, Bob and Kelly. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html Small Crowd / Mike Koenig 2101396541 / soundbible.com/1839-Small-Crowd.html

Bon Voyage, Bob and …

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Time mellows strong emotion.

Time mellows strong …

Time mellows strong emotion.

I would rather have a steak.

I would rather have …

I would rather have a steak.

I know they fly fast.

I know they fly fast…

I know they fly fast.

Meet me at the train depot.

Meet me at the train…

Meet me at the train depot.

Could you please share a couple of squares? Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

Could you please sha…

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2000/01 through 2009/10 television seasons. You turn me on.

2000/01 through 2009…

2000/01 through 2009/10 television seasons. You turn me on.

Safety is our passion.

Safety is our passio…

Safety is our passion.

Fishin' and readin'. Now that's what I call relaxin'.

Fishin' and readin'.…

Fishin' and readin'. Now that's what I call relaxin'.

Listen to the music.

Listen to the music.

Listen to the music.

Driving back in time.

Driving back in time…

Driving back in time.

My Co-Host, the Grand Dog. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

My Co-Host, the Gran…

My Co-Host, the Grand Dog. Thank you for the sound effects: Appear / KP 1137861048 / soundbible.com/1686-Appear.html

I threw some ideas into the air. They fluttered down, somewhere.

I threw some ideas i…

I threw some ideas into the air. They fluttered down, somewhere.

You've got a friend and it's me. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/

You've got a friend …

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I didn't forget my folks. I just didn't.

I didn't forget my f…

I didn't forget my folks. I just didn't.

Coming up... The Age of Experience.

Coming up... The Age…

Coming up... The Age of Experience.

Rabbits and antelope on my mind.

Rabbits and antelope…

Rabbits and antelope on my mind.

I chased a rabbit into a hole. The world discovered there was about far more than rabbits. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/ Cat Meow /…

I chased a rabbit in…

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It's gonna rain. Thank you for the sound effects: Thunder Strike 1 / Mike Koenig 492883 739781745 / soundbible.com/2015-Thunder-Strike-1.html  

It's gonna rain. Tha…

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This is not a question, rather an observation. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/  

This is not a questi…

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There is a little known fact, that we will keep secret. Thank you for the sound effects: Cartoon suction pull / zapsplat.com/music/cartoon-suction-pull-3/ Bomb Dropping / Mike Koenig 520453906 / sound…

There is a little kn…

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