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“No Money Down the Drain”

By Jerry Zezima If I started my own plumbing business, I would be like the Three Stooges, who played plumbers in one of their classic movie shorts and ended up flooding a house. But if the drain in your shower ever gets clogged, I’m the guy to call. Unlike Moe, Larry and Curly, I somehow […]

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“From Russia, With Cable”

By Jerry Zezima If I had my own TV show, a sitcom like “Everybody Loves Raymond” that I would call “Some People Seem to Like Jerry,” the first episode would be about how I can’t work my own TV. That was the sad situation when I had so much trouble with a faulty cable box […]

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“Let’s Get Elliptical”

By Jerry Zezima According to an old saying, which must have been said by somebody old, muscles have memory. I forget who said it because my muscles are soaking in milk of amnesia. Still, I thought I was the oldest member of my gym until I met a guy who was born during the Roosevelt […]

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My Valentine’s Day Tale of Feedback and Metrics Gone Wrong.

Feedback is an important skill but know how and when to deliver it is an important. I learned this lesson in my grade school in Queens during the annual valentire day card exchange. When I was in grade school, we exchanged little paper Valentines and placed them on our classmates’ desks. A boy named Doug […]

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“Color Me Beautiful”

By Jerry Zezima Sometimes a boy just likes to feel pretty. That’s why two of my granddaughters recently gave me a beauty treatment at their very own spa and salon. And I can count on the fingers of two hands how much it cost to be the envy of everyone at an evening gathering where […]

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Cats!

Why Your Cat Sleeps All the Time By Mark, Cat Behavior Analyst (self-appointed) Let’s face it: your cat sleeps more than your Uncle Larry after Thanksgiving dinner. But unlike Larry, your cat isn’t just digesting gravy — she’s plotting. That’s right. Beneath those twitching paws and face-covered naps lies a creature operating on a sleep […]

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Leadership Lessons from Punxsutawney Phil

As I was preparing for the week, I found myself thinking about Punxsutawney Phil.And it struck me: he’s never been recognized as an excellent communicator or a strong leader.We’ve been far too focused on one thing— Early spring or six more weeks of winter.So let’s cut Phil some slack and take a moment to appreciate […]

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“Mission: Implausible”

By Jerry Zezima TOP SECRET To: Tom Cruise From: Jerry Zezima Re: “Mission: Implausible” Dear Mr. Cruise: I am a dashing, heroic and admittedly aging spy cleverly disguised as a syndicated newspaper columnist whose work is highly suspect. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to let me star in the next installment […]

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