I watched some young parents fuss over their children the other day and started thinking about how our attitudes toward safety have changed. Here are some lighthearted and I hope humorous thoughts on this topic. Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the […]
1. What did the kid say when his mom asked him to eat his veggies? “Do I have to? They’re so… green!” 2. Why did the kid bring a ball to the park? He wanted to have a ball-istic time! 3. What do you call a group of kids playing soccer in the park? A […]
Here are 15 “dad jokes” I hope you find them amusing. 1. Why did the flower go to the party? Because it was a blooming good time! 2. What did the bee say to the flower? “You’re the bee’s knees!” 3. Why do flowers love Spring? Because it’s a blooming beautiful season! 4. What did […]
My thanks to Jacquie for this. Grab a balloon for everything you HAVE NOT done! Just for fun! Been divorced Been to Disney Land Skipped school Been to Canada Ridden in an ambulance Been to Hawaii Been to Las Vegas Been to Texas Visited Mexico Been to the Bahamas Seen the Grand Canyon in person Flown […]
I recently read a post on Facebook about the advice given to young men, back in 1933 about What a Young Man Should Know. A checklist for becoming a proper man, published in the March 1933 issue of Harper’s Magazine. The writer, Robert Littell, details the abilities, skills, accomplishments, and extra-curricular proficiencies that every man […]
I have no idea who put this together, but it is wonderful, especially if you’re North of 70! Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan , or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me. For Ike was […]
I hope these jokes bring a smile and a reminder that quitting smoking, while challenging, can also have moments of humour and triumph! 1. Why did the guy trying to quit smoking start telling jokes? Because laughter is the best distraction from cravings! 2. Quitting smoking is like trying to find a needle in a […]
In an unexpected turn of events, governments around the world have come together to address a looming global crisis — the shortage of workers. In a move that has left many in disbelief, retirement has been officially outlawed, effective immediately. World leaders gathered at an emergency summit, and declared that the drastic measure was necessary […]
This is a post that I posted a few years ago, but it was posted on another blog. The author said that he found it on the Internet, I found it via email but the reality is that these people walk among us and they vote. I was at the McDonald’s Drive Thru and gave […]
Ten rules to remind us (seniors) (and everyone else) not to repost or forward without thinking about the consequences. Remember, the internet can be a wild place, but a little caution goes a long way when it comes to sharing and forwarding messages. Think before you click! “The Grandparent Golden Rule”: Before you share, ask […]
