October 8th, 2024
Some Dad jokes for the season
1. Two peanuts were walking down the street on Halloween. One was a-salted.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What’s the best band to listen to in the fall? The Spice Girls, because everything’s pumpkin spice!
4. Why do trees hate math? Because they keep losing their leaves!
5. How do leaves get from one place to another? They autumn-mobile!
6. Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating? They don’t have the guts!
7. What do you call a fall sweater party? A knit-picking event!
8. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cider!
9. What did the tree say when it lost all its leaves? “I’m falling for you!”
10. How does a pumpkin get into the Halloween spirit? It gets lit!
11. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
12. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
13. What do leaves say when they fall? “I’m feeling a little rake-ish today!”
14. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
15. Why don’t apples and pumpkins ever play hide-and-seek together? Because good luck finding them—they’re always in plain spice!
16. What did the leaf say to autumn? “I’m falling for you!”
17. How do autumn leaves get in shape? They hit the rake!
18. Why did the corn stalk get in trouble? It was being too ear-responsible!
19. What do you call a large group of autumn-themed friends? A fall-owship!
20. Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree? It was ready to branch out!
Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/
