June 22nd, 2023 Chris Rodell
(648 words)I blame my years as a young newspaper reporter for why I spend so much time thinking about untimely death.Back then it was a near daily smorgasbord of reporting on the often violent expirations of hapless Tennesseans. They’d accidentally steer jalopies off cliffs, stumble into the rusty wood chipper, and drunkenly fail to exit […]
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May 31st, 2023 Chris Rodell
Check out my Intstagram! • I swear, if I were a lumberjack, I’m certain I’d spend less time jackin’ lumber and more time sitting in the shade pondering what to me is the root question of the profession: “Okay, the boss ordered me to cut this tree down. And as soon as I do he’ll […]
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May 22nd, 2023 Chris Rodell
(674 words) I’m proud that all my books and subsequent talks are all about spreading happiness and understanding. My aim is to uplift the downtrodden. So why is it one of the things I’m sure my audience always remembers most is something most distressful? I guess it’s because no one wants to believe that […]
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May 2nd, 2023 Chris Rodell
(757 words)I mistakenly found myself on the culture war front lines Saturday at an otherwise innocent golf bash..And, yep, my penis was partly to blame.It by mistake led me into the ladies’ room.It’s where conservatives believe the about 1.4 percent of Americans who identify as transgender are massing to present temptations that likely would have […]
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April 29th, 2023 Chris Rodell
For the record, none of these “tweets” ever appeared on Twitter. I’m fed up with Musk. Tired of the repeated password exchange. Done with reading news about blue checks, etc. Still, these are best described as tweet-like, so …• SnapChat, Instagram, TikTok — 10 years ago none of us had ever heard of these. Now, […]
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April 12th, 2023 Chris Rodell
(754 words)An admiring student of mine flattered me by saying he wants to become interesting “just like me.”At least I think he was admiring. He could have just been very adept at brown nosing, a tactic I’ll fall for every single time. Bona fide flatterer or skillful butt smoocher, it all has the same effect: […]
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March 31st, 2023 Chris Rodell
Dog (Snickers) on left from back when he was a remote-sized puppy. No reason for posting. No reason at all. Enjoy your weekend!• I’m so conditioned to every innovation being related to snack foods that when I heard Elon Musk was promoting brain chips, I thought, man, I hope he makes some with sea salt […]
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March 23rd, 2023 Chris Rodell
This is the letter I wrote to the 10-year-old girl, an aspiring writer, after she gave me the only copy of her 22-page handwritten book to review and I lost it.I had her father read it first. I thought there was a chance he’d hit me. Instead, he got choked up and shook my hand.I […]
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March 8th, 2023 Chris Rodell
(578 words)I’ve said before that a father teaching a daughter to drive is like a warden teaching an inmate how to escape.So as of yesterday it was, “One-Adam-12! One-Adam-12! We have an APB for a female 16-year-old known to come to a complete stop even at desolate intersections. Suspect exhibits pathological disdain for having to […]
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March 1st, 2023 Chris Rodell
(478 words)Charlie Appleton, the extraordinary newsman, would have frowned at all the adulatory words being used to mourn the passing of Charlie Appleton, the ordinary family man. And just the sight of the word “adulatory” in a scrappy newspaper would have set him off.He came from the man-bites-dog school of news gathering, but then raised the […]
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