1. Why don’t scarecrows have brains? They’re full of straw. 2. What do you call a scarecrow who’s really good at his job? A scare-excellent. 3. Why did the pumpkin get a ticket? It was caught jack-o’-lantern-ing. 4. What do you call a pumpkin that’s afraid of heights? A squash-afraid. 5. Why did the leaf […]