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Old is when

 Remember, these jokes are meant to
be light-hearted and humorous. Enjoy!

“OLD” IS WHEN…. Your sweetie says,
“Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t
do both!”

OLD” IS WHEN…. Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes -and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN…. A sexy babe catches your
fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN…. Going bra-less pulls all
the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care  where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN…. You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“0LD” IS WHEN…. “Getting a little action”
means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

“0LD“ IS WHEN…. “Getting lucky” means
you find your car in the parking lot. ‘

“0LD” IS WHEN…. An “all
nighter” imeans not getting up to go to the bathroom.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You try to impress your
sweetie with a candlelit dinner, but you can’t remember where you put the

“OLD” IS WHEN… You think a hot date is a
cup of tea without any spills.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You proudly show off your
new dentures to anyone who will listen.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You get excited about
finding a parking spot right in front of the pharmacy.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You ask for the senior
discount at the movie theater, and they reply, “Sir, this is a daycare

“OLD” IS WHEN… You’re at a party and all
you want to do is find a comfy chair and take a nap.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You get a thrill from
buying a new vacuum cleaner and testing it out immediately.

“OLD” IS WHEN… You tell your grandkids
about the “good old days” when you had to get up to change the
channel on the TV.

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I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired

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