Let’s take a break from blogs on Retirement and other issues to lighten up the day as we move into the festive season. So to start, here are 31 jokes to embarrass my kids and grandson,  one for each day of December enjoy! 

1. Why did Santa go to music school? Because
   he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman
   and a dog? Frostbite!
3. Why was the Christmas tree such a bad
   knitter? It kept dropping its needles!
4. What did one reindeer say to the other
   after telling a joke? “You sleigh me!”
5. Why does Santa go down the chimney on
   Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!
6. What do you call an elf who sings? A
   wrapper!
7. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
   Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
8. How does Santa keep his suit looking so
   good? He uses Claus-tarch!
9. What do you call a cat on the beach during
   Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman
    and a vampire? Frostbite!
11. What do you get if you cross a bell with a
    skunk? Jingle smells!
12. What do you call a snowman with a
    six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
13. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
    Because it soots him!
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman
    and a dog? Frostbite!
15. What do you get if you cross a snowman and
    a dog? Frostbite!
16. How do you know if Santa is a good singer?
    You can always “sleigh” the high notes!
17. What did the gingerbread man use to fix
    his house? Icing and gumdrops!
18. What did the gingerbread man put on his
    bed? Cookie sheets!
19. Why did the ornament go to school? It
    wanted to be a little “brr-ighter”!
20. Why did Santa take music lessons? Because
    he was good at “wrap”!
21. What do you call a cat on the beach during
    Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
22. What do you get when you cross a snowman
    and a vampire? Frostbite!
23. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted
    flakes!
24. Why did the elf go to school? To improve
    his “elf”-esteem!
25. What do you get if you cross a snowman and
    a dog? Frostbite!
26. How do you know if Santa is a good singer?
    You can always “sleigh” the high notes!
27. Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
    They’re pines and needles!
28. What do you call Santa when he takes a
    break? Krisp Kingle!
29. What do you call a snowman with a
    six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
30. Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas?
    Because he heard the presents were on the roof!
31. Why was the math book sad during
    Christmas? It had too many problems!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired