You’re so old, you remember the Great Pop Star Depression of 2007 when Britney, Lindsay, and Paris were all on the news at the same time.
You’re so old, you knew 50 Cent when he was 25 Cent.
You’re so old, you remember when a “vinyl collection” was just called “my records.”
You’re so old, you remember the before times, when “EDM” was just called “techno” or “electronica.”
You’re so old, your first WiFi password was “dial-up.”
You’re so old, you had to ask your parents to get off the phone so you could use the internet.
You’re so old, you remember when “going viral” meant you were sick.
You’re so old, you remember a time before everyone had a high-quality camera in their pocket, and people had vague memories of events instead of EVIDENCE!
You’re so old, your childhood “influencers” were hosts on Nickelodeon.
“You’re so old, you didn’t ghost people… you just moved and hoped they wouldn’t find your new address.”
“You’re so old, you remember when Netflix mailed DVDs… and you’re so young, you’re still paying off the Blockbuster late fees.”
“You’re so old, your student loan officer sends you birthday cards.”
You’re so old, you knew the Dead Sea when it when it just wasn’t feeling well.
You’re so old, you remember when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch.
You’re so old, you remember when “Streaming” was something you did peeing.
“You’re so old, your first car had an ashtray the size of a studio apartment.”
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