Friends, Enemies, and the Psychological Warfare of the “Frenemy” Life used to be simple. You had people you liked (Friends) and people you’d fight in a parking lot (Enemies). But then, society invented the “Frenemy,” and suddenly we all need a degree in international diplomacy just to go to brunch. 1. Friends: The “I’ll Delete […]

Doug Ferrari, affectionately known as Dougzilla, has been a towering figure in American comedy—both literally and figuratively. Born on Christmas Day in 1956 in San Francisco, Ferrari’s life has been anything but ordinary. He graduated from Cupertino High School at just sixteen and turned down a scholarship to Stanford University to chase his dream of […]

If you’re not in the obit, eat breakfast. That’s not just a punchline—it’s a philosophy. Carl Reiner’s 2017 HBO documentary, If You’re Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast, is a love letter to life after 90, featuring a dazzling cast of nonagenarian legends like Mel Brooks, Dick Van Dyke, Betty White, and Norman Lear, all proving […]

You’re so old, you remember the Great Pop Star Depression of 2007 when Britney, Lindsay, and Paris were all on the news at the same time. You’re so old, you knew 50 Cent when he was 25 Cent. You’re so old, you remember when a “vinyl collection” was just called “my records.” You’re so old, […]