1. Why
   did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
   To prove he wasn’t chicken, eh!
2. What’s
   a turkey’s favourite dessert?
   Pumpkin pie-let (pilate).
3. How do
   Canadians keep their turkeys warm?
   They give them down jackets!
4. Why
   did the cranberry turn red?
   Because it saw the turkey dressing!
5. What
   sound does a Canadian turkey make?
   “Gobble, eh?”
6. Why
   don’t turkeys play hockey?
   Because they’d get roasted in the penalty box.
7. What
   did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
   “I yam what I yam!”
8. Why do
   we never tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
   Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
9. What
   kind of music do pilgrims like?
   Plymouth rock.
10. Why
    was the Thanksgiving feast so polite?
    Because everyone said “thanks, eh!” before eating.

11. What
    did one autumn leaf say to another?
    “I’m falling for you.”
12. Why
    was the maple leaf always invited to parties?
    Because it knew how to turn over a new leaf!
13. How do
    you fix a broken pumpkin?
    With a pumpkin patch.
14. Why
    are trees so forgiving in fall?
    Because they always turn over a new leaf.
15. What’s
    a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
    Straw-berries.
16. Why
    don’t you trust trees in the fall?
    They seem a little shady.
17. What
    do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
    Squash!
18. Why do
    Canadians Love autumn?
    Because it’s unbe-leaf-ably beautiful.
19. What’s
    the best part of fall in Canada?
    The a-maize-ing corn mazes.
20. Why
    was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
    Because he didn’t have the guts.

21. Why
    did the turkey join the band?
    Because it had the drumsticks.
22. What
    do you call a group of turkeys on a windy day?
    A fowl weather warning.
23. What
    do Canadians put on their Thanksgiving playlist?
    “Pumpkin Spice Girls.”
24. Why
    don’t leaves ever get lonely?
    Because they all stick together.
25. Why
    did the pie go to Therapy?
    It had too many crust issues.
26. How do
    you know it’s Thanksgiving in Canada?
    Because the leaves are falling faster than the hockey pucks.
27. What’s
    a Canadian pumpkin’s favourite sport?
    Squash, eh!
28. Why
    are fall sweaters so trustworthy?
    Because they always wool you over.
29. What
    did the tree say to autumn?
    “Leaf me alone—I’m falling apart.”
30. Why
    did the squirrel bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?
    Because he was nuts about travelling.
31. What’s
    a Canadian turkey’s favourite game?
    Duck, duck… moose!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

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I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired