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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|||| |🎙️GETTING PHYSICAL talks about the fallacies, realities, and sometimes even the maladies that surround what the older crowd actually DOES to keep fit. And nope. Nope. It’s not JUST Pickleball. (Although pickleball is righteously challenging, athletic, and a “no joke” physical pursuit.) 🤾‍♀️🥒🏓📢⚠️SPOILER ALERT🚨🔔Everything!!!🚴‍♀️🏊‍♀️👟⚽🏒🏃‍♀️🥍🏈🏓🤼🥎🛹⛷🎿⛸🏀🏹🏸🧘🏻‍♀️🩰✦·┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈·✦ ✦·┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈·✦ ✦·┈๑⋅�…

🎙️This time around on BANGS 'N' BOTOX Diane challenges the notion that we need to, “Pick a lane!” 🛣️She urges us to choose ALL THE LANES—because who decided we only get ONE lane in lif…

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🎙️This time around on BANGS 'N' BOTOX Diane challenges the notion that we need to, “Pick a lane!” 🛣️She urges us to choose ALL THE LANES—because who decided we only get ONE lane in life anyway?! 🏎️Careers, hobbies, reinventions, adventures… Diane is here to remind you that you can swerve gloriously across ALL of them. 🏁🛋️Get comfy for this empowerment-themed episode packed with goodies like:💃 Storytime featuring Diane's pole dancing adventure🎶 Songs you’ll be humming ⬇️[Link below]💡 THE SOMETHINGS recommendations❓Essential questions to inspire &a…

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ In this laugh-out-loud episode of BANGS‘N’ BOTOX, Diane dives into her Storytime segment later in the show📖🏰—“Coming in by a Whisker”—when she talks about whis…

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⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ In this laugh-out-loud episode of BANGS‘N’ BOTOX, Diane dives into her Storytime segment later in the show📖🏰—“Coming in by a Whisker”—when she talks about whiskers belonging on cats, not on her chin, thank you very much. 🐈✨ 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓂𝓮 ✨to what Diane calls THE NEVER-PAUSE—that magical phase of life when Menopause symptoms don’t justvisit…they move in, unpack, and refuse to leave. 🚚🧳🏡Hot flashes? 🔥Of course. Surprise facial hair? 🪒Naturally.A sneeze that doubles as a high-stakes “Please, don’t let me embar…

✅This episode falls squarely into the “write—and talk about—what you know” category. 🪶📜 🦉How so❓ Our BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX Hostess with the Mostest has a hip injury that unfathomabl…

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✅This episode falls squarely into the “write—and talk about—what you know” category. 🪶📜 🦉How so❓ Our BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX Hostess with the Mostest has a hip injury that unfathomable optimism, bold make-up, 💄and strong denial can't heal, so she’s going to need a replacement part. 🆕In the blink of an eye Diane says she’s gone from answering the question, “What’s your major in college” to “Who’s your orthopedic surgeon?” 👀🙃Humor being Diane’s coping mechanism of choice means she’s managed to find the funny in this Aging body part experience.  �…

No grandchildren? 👧 👶No problem! 📻This episode of BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX based on the book by the same name is still for YOU because the theme is UNCONDITIONAL Love💗& the joy it brings. 🤩 …

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No grandchildren? 👧 👶No problem! 📻This episode of BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX based on the book by the same name is still for YOU because the theme is UNCONDITIONAL LOVE💗& the joy it brings. 🤩 Though grandchildren and love would be plenty of fodder for one session, Diane overachieves right on into even more territory. 🗺️Also on tap is everything from emoji no-no’s, 🍆 to celebrating love, 🤗 to fielding annoying woman-specific questions. 🏰 Storytime with Diane rolls out “Mimi is a Potato Head,” 🥔 which provides the detes about choosing the exact wrong gifts, and how…

💘Just in time for that lover-ly celebration known as Valentine’s Day, ⁠Diane⁠ has an episode on tap for you ABOUT love. 💖🌹🍫Mostly. As is her way, she also talks about grabbing hold o…

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💘Just in time for that lover-ly celebration known as Valentine’s Day, ⁠Diane⁠ has an episode on tap for you ABOUT love. 💖🌹🍫Mostly. As is her way, she also talks about grabbing hold of your personal power and enjoying the freedom that is being unique and fabulous YOU. ✗♡✗♡ Diane encourages everyone to revisit their own love story 🏰—or stories, as the case may be. Sharing her personal "meet cute" love story called, ⁠We Met at a Bar…an American Love Story⁠, Diane sets the stage for a 1980’s-era romance fueled by Aqua Net-supported BIG hair, multiple-stories-…

🐾This episode has really gone to the dogs!🐶Are you a BIG-TIME dog lover, like our funny AND “pour out a cup of auditory kindness” BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX author and podcast host?❤️🚀The Ne…

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🐾This episode has really gone to the dogs!🐶Are you a BIG-TIME dog lover, like our funny AND “pour out a cup of auditory kindness” BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX author and podcast host?❤️🚀The New Year launches with Diane’s tail wagging big-time as she celebrates the fun that is being the new Mama of her fur baby—Teddy. 🧸Peanuts cartoonist, Charles Schulz, really knew what he was talking about when he famously wrote, “Happiness is a warm puppy,” unconditional love being a HUGE gift, along with providing humorous writing fodder. 🎁😂Diane artfully weaves together her hilario…

🌟 🌟 🌟 ‘Tis the Season for foofy drinks! 🌟🌟 🌟At the time of recording this episode it’s December which means the show is holiday inspired. 🦌🦌🦌🎅🏻 If there’s one th…

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🌟 🌟 🌟 ‘Tis the Season for foofy drinks! 🌟🌟 🌟At the time of recording this episode it’s December which means the show is holiday inspired. 🦌🦌🦌🎅🏻 If there’s one thing you can say about our BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX “Hostess with the mostest,” she LOVES a good theme! 💚❤️ 💚❤️ 💚🪭 🙇‍♀️ This time around, Diane fangirls over caffeinated beverages, specifically coffee drinks infused with all manner of peppermint, pumpkin, gingerbread, caramel, and egg nog yumminess.🍵🍬 🍫[🤫Psssttt...she also provides seasonally-inspired bonus c…

😂 This show is both motivational AND funny when the BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX “Super Host” talks about superpowers and how EVERYONE possesses an exceptional skill or natural talent where they excel u…

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😂 This show is both motivational AND funny when the BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX “Super Host” talks about superpowers and how EVERYONE possesses an exceptional skill or natural talent where they excel uniquely. 🤹‍♀️🪄 Superpowers—senior and otherwise—can be a mixture of the serious AND the humorous. 🐹Maybe you’re a gerbil whisperer, an accurate weather predictor because your achy, trick knee “talks” to you when a certain weather front is coming in, ⛈️ or maybe you have a photographic memory. 🖼️👩‍🍳🎧Well-positioned in the podcast mix are the BEST recomme…

😜Diane isn’t afraid to tackle—more like poke fun at—the tough(?) issues of our day. That means, this time around, she addresses the hot button topic🚨that is Elderwear, to wit: how elders s…

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😜Diane isn’t afraid to tackle—more like poke fun at—the tough(?) issues of our day. That means, this time around, she addresses the hot button topic🚨that is Elderwear, to wit: how elders should—and do—dress.💯Our intrepid host aims to amuse, inspire, and empower you as she tells you the amusing story about getting stuck in her sports bra—yes, you read that right—and she offers up plenty of laughs even when she delivers truth bombs.💥📢This show riffs off the question yodeled out by pop culture journalists to famous people when they sashay down some sort of red-carpete…

👫 ➕ 💖 🟰🪄 The topic this time around is what Diane calls “Active Senior Relationships.” While this subject is suitable for the 50+ crowd, truth be told, this is a relatable discussion…

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👫 ➕ 💖 🟰🪄 The topic this time around is what Diane calls “Active Senior Relationships.” While this subject is suitable for the 50+ crowd, truth be told, this is a relatable discussion for anyone who is rocking a (committed) relationship. 🔏 Secrets to a happy long-term relationship may not be offered up, but  there are plenty of quippy “warm” tips and amusing asides. ♨️ (Spoiler Alert: Grooming figures in...and lists…so many lists.) 🪒 🚿📝Having an Authentic Relationship🆚a Facebook Relationship is one of the keys to happiness. 🗝️ What that REALLY lo…

💇‍♀️Episode 5 of BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX offers up HAIR-lariouspuns as Diane talks about her devotion to her hair and where that lands her on the superficiality meter with equal parts candor and …

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💇‍♀️Episode 5 of BANGS ‘N’ BOTOX offers up HAIR-lariouspuns as Diane talks about her devotion to her hair and where that lands her on the superficiality meter with equal parts candor and humor.🎯😂 🏎️She amusingly describes her hair highlights as racing stripes letting us in on—sort of—the special secret sauce crafted by her hair magician that creates her anything-but-natural hue. 🪄 🪞When faced with the mirror Diane says she’s able to ignore most of the work aging has performed on her face—fine lines, not-so-fine lines, cavernous pores, unsightly spots that …