IF OBAMA DID IT: A Satirical Look at Conservative Hypocrisy.In Parts I-IV of our series, we’ve made the fact-based case for why Donald Trump is the most unethical and criminal president in American history. Actually, that isn’t quite true. DONALD TRUMP has made a fact-based case for us. All we did is report the facts. We also reported on the enablers, especially the gutless Republican Congress and a Conservative News Media that not only lost its way, but lost its mind.
Can you imagine if Hillary Clinton had beaten Trump, became president, and did the things Trump has done? These hypocrites would have had a field day. Or, suppose Barak Obama refused to leave office in 2016 and convinced Congress to give him a third and fourth term? What if he staged an insurrection and stayed in office by force?
What if Obama . . .
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Fox & Friends: “Lock him up!”
The American Spectator: “A constitutional crisis! He’s shattering 240 years of democratic tradition!”
The National Review: “The peaceful transfer of power is not optional. Barack Hussein Obama has become America’s greatest threat.”
Tucker Carlson: “Execute the bastard!”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Sean Hannity: “It’s an insurrection. He must be removed immediately. No trial necessary.”
The American Spectator: “The president who unleashed violence against the government can no longer serve under that government.”
Joe Rogan: “Impeach, convict, and get rid of this idiot once and for all.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Wall Street Journal: “At worst a scam and a caper. At best, a poor judgment call.”
Tucker Carlson: “A mockery. A poorly conceived stunt. Crypto capital of the planet my ass!”
The National Review: “There’s no sugar-coating this – these tokenomics are horrendous for a meme-coin.”
The American Spectator: “The introduction of these coins during the presidential inauguration raises concerns about potential conflicts of interest.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Newsmax: “This is Neville Chamberlain 2.0. Appeasement will never buy peace.”
The American Conservative: “I can’t believe what I just saw. He’s legitimizing nuclear tyranny.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
The Christian Science Monitor: “What happened to our Christian moral values?”
Newsmax: “He’s bringing crime; he’s bringing . . .”
The New American: “This isn’t funny. This is dangerous rhetoric from a man drunk with power.”
Front Page Magazine: “He must be removed under the 25th Amendment.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
The Christian Science Monitor: ”This undermines the rule of law and public morality. Impeach immediately.”
Human Events: “The integrity of our elections is now in doubt. This could be felony behavior.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Sean Hannity: “This is tyranny. Obama is now judge, jury, and executioner. This is the stuff of banana republics.”
The American Spectator:“Obama Spits on the Constitution! Are we really going to let this tyrant forcibly remove immigrants without giving them a chance to plead their case? What happened to the rule of law?”
Joe Rogan: “He doesn’t see immigrants. He sees enemies. Barack Obama just ended due process with the Stroke of a pen. And you wonder why we carry guns.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
The Washington Times: “Out of Touch President: Obama’s Puerto Rico Snub Sparks Outrage.”
The National Review: “He doesn’t care. They’re American citizens! This is worse than Katrina.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
The American Spectator: “Commander-in-Chief or Commander-in-Cowardice?”
Human Events: “If this report is true—and multiple sources say it is—it disqualifies him from the presidency. Forever.”
The Christian Science Monitor: “Not very Christian of him.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Human Events: “Is this Venezuela? Is this America? Where are the civil libertarians now?”
The National Review: “No president should endorse police brutality—well . . . not against American citizens.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
The Wall Street Journal: “This is a breach of trust and sends a rotten message about political violence.”
The American Spectator: “Violence against America and Americans is never okay.”
The Washington Times: “Crimes against America are crimes against humanity. It’s time to invoke the 25th Amendment.”
Fox & Friends: “Lock him up.”
Wall Street Journal: “What’s he trying to hide?”
The Christian Science Monitor: “Cheaters never prosper.”
Fox & Friends: “Can he be locked up for this?”
Sean Hannity: “What a quack!”
Tucker Carlson: “He’s a science denier.”
Joe Rogan: “A liberal’s liberal—Dangerous to our Health.”
The Christian Science Monitor: “This is the best we can do? Kennedy is hazardouse to our health!”
The American Spectator: “What’s wrong with this guy? It’s 25th Amendment time!”
Fox & Friends: “We can lock him up for this, right?”
Wall Street Journal: “Free and fair trade is the backbone of our Economy.”
Christian Science Monitor: “What is this guy, a dictator?”
Joe Rogan: “Can he bypass the Congress?”
Sean Hannity: “It’s the economy, stupid!”
Tucker Carlson: “Anarchy!”
Newsmax: “Dumb liberal nonsense.”
The American Conservative: “This crazy liberal will single-handedly tank our economy.”
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“Wake up! Wake up! Mark! Honey? Wake up! You were laughing, hysterically, in your Sleep. What’s going on? Must have been some dream!”
“Sweetheart. It was hilarious! I dreamt that Obame was still president. He refused to leave, staged an insurrection, and did all the things Trump has done. The ReTrumplicans went crazy . . .”
Mark M. Bello is an attorney and author of 9 Zachary Blake Legal Thrillers and other legal themed novels and children’s books. For more information, please visit https://www.markmbello.com
