1. I told my grandma that spring vegetables keep you young. She started eating carrots daily—now she’s seeing better days!
2. My 80-year-old neighbour planted too many flowers this spring. I guess you could say he’s suffering from perennial overachievement.
3. Why did the senior gardener win the spring planting contest? Because she had years of ex-seed-ingly good experience!
4. My grandpa’s spring Diet consists solely of alphabet soup. He says he’s trying to increase his word count.
5. What do you call a senior who loves springtime birdwatching? A wise old owl!
6. My grandmother started eating dandelion greens this spring. She says they make her feel less lawn-ly.
7. Why do older folks Love spring picnics? Because they’ve been around long enough to know when it’s thyme to relax!
8. My grandpa’s spring garden is so impressive, the neighbours call him the elder-berry statesman.
9. What did the senior say when asked about spring cleaning? “At my age, just being awake is housework!”
10. My grandmother makes springtime smoothies with prunes. She calls them “nature’s fast track.”
11. Why did the senior Yoga class move outdoors in spring? They wanted to be outstanding in their field!
12. My grandfather’s favourite spring activity is mushroom hunting. He’s a real fun-guy for his age!
13. What did the retired farmer say about spring planting? “These days, I grow mostly memories, and they don’t need watering!”
14. My grandma’s spring beauty tip: “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have bloomed.”
15. Why don’t seniors mind April showers? Because they’ve weathered far worse storms!
16. My 90-year-old aunt started eating sunflower seeds this spring. She says she’s planting happiness for her golden years.
17. What did the senior gardener say about her spring tomatoes? “They’re late bloomers, just like me!”
18. My grandfather started drinking carrot juice every spring morning. He says it helps him see his way to Retirement.
19. Why do seniors love spring walks? Because it’s nice to go at your own pace after being cooped up all winter!
20. My grandmother planted mint in her spring garden. She says it makes cents to grow your own tea.
21. What’s a senior’s favourite spring flower? Forget-me-nots—though they can’t remember why!
22. My grandfather says eating spring asparagus keeps him young. It certainly keeps him regular!
23. Why did the senior join the spring bird-feeding club? For the cheep Therapy!
24. My grandmother’s spring motto: “If life gives you rain, look for rainbows. If life gives you lemons, make sure they’re not your medication.”
25. What did the senior say about spring cleaning? “Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture!”
26. My grandfather started eating honey this spring. He says he’s sweet enough already, but it helps with his bee-havior.
27. Why do seniors love spring salads? Because they’ve earned the right to enjoy the fruits of their labor!
28. My 85-year-old neighbour plants tulips every spring. She says they’re easier to see than those tiny pansies!
29. What’s a senior’s favourite spring Exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
30. My grandmother says eating fresh spring strawberries keeps her heart young. I think her heart was always berry special.
31. Why did the senior gardener talk to her spring plants? After all these years, she finally found listeners who don’t interrupt!

Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/

Royce Shook Blogger

I served as a teacher, a teacher on Call, a Department Head, a District Curriculum, Specialist, a Program Coordinator, and a Provincial Curriculum Coordinator over a forty year career. In addition, I was the Department Head for Curriculum and Instruction, as well as a professor both online and in person at the University of Phoenix (Canada) from 2000-2010.

I also worked with Special Needs students. I gave workshops on curriculum development and staff training before I fully retired