We could certainly slow the Aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Will Rogers

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work,” said Woody Allen, “I want to achieve it through not dying.”

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Unknown

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Andy Rooney

At my age, flowers scare me. George Burns

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller

He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the Money upfront. George Burns

How young can you die of old age? Steven Wright

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. George Burns

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Podcaster, Videographer, Blogger, Comedian, and turning 74 in 2025. Created the Old and in the Way Podcast which is featured on YouTube, Facebook, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Boomheart Radio (and many other podcast platforms via Podbean), and lastly and kinda fun, TikTok.

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