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Trump Swallowed by Monster Snakehead Fish in Satirical North Carolina Revenge Tale

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Gulp, gulp…you lose, Trump.

by Bob Gatty

Fed up with Donald Trump’s actions that have made it impossible for them to feed their families, some residents of North Carolina have had enough. So, what did they do? They turned loose an ugly fish monster predator, the Northern Snakehead, which swallowed Number 47 whole while he was, guess what: playing golf.

Talk about 86ing 47!

“We are simply sick and tired of the Orange One ripping us off while he builds fake golden statues and a giant ballroom for himself, leaving us with less than scraps from the table,” said a spokesperson for a group of pissed off former Trump voters from North Carolina.
Why? Their grocery and gasoline costs are out of control because of Trump’s unnecessary war in Iran and his ludicrous tariffs.
“We’ve just had it,” one told Lean to the Left.
And so, with Trump playing golf at his National Golf Club near Charlotte, NC, on the shores of Lake Norman, a group of fishermen who caught the vicious Snakehead there, turned it loose near the 13th green.  There, it flopped over to Trump and swallowed him whole.

Is that revenge, or what!

Unfortunately for Trump, that ugly fish can breathe air and move around on land. In fact, the fish is so nasty that the South Carolina Division of Natural Resources warned anyone who sees one to kill it immediately and report it to the agency, even though they have not yet been reported in the Palmetto State. That post from SCDNR was in 2019, but the warning still holds.
“To make matters worse, not only did Trump jack up prices to the point where we cannot feed our families or buy gas for our cars,  he’s attacked programs that many of us rely on to survive, like food stamps and Medicaid,” said the group’s spokesperson. They asked to remain anonymous for fear of getting arrested for not killing the Snakehead and releasing it on the golf course.
“He’s a traitor,” the spokesperson said. “We voted for him three times, and what has he done? Screwed us royally, that’s what. Well, he won’t be doing that again.”
Who do you feel more sorry for — Trump, who got swallowed by that big ugly fish, or the Trump voters who got shafted by 47 and his Big Ugly Bill? Just wondering…
Bob On Mike
Bob Gatty

Bob Gatty is founder and publisher of Lean to the Left and host of the Lean to the Left podcast. Please consider liking and subscribing to Lean to the Left, and visit our Substack page, too.

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Bob Gatty Author, Podcaster, Blogger

For many years, Bob Gatty worked as a writer, editor, and communications consultant, based on the Washington, DC area with a focus on government and politics. He began at The Pittsburgh Courier, an African American weekly, covering crime and the courts. His salary was $55 per week before moving on to two local Pennsylvania dailies. At age 24, he began reporting for United Press International covering state politics in Pennsylvania and then New Jersey, where he was UPI’s state capitol bureau in Trenton.

Tempted by the allure of Washington, DC and big-time politics, at age 29 Bob became press secretary and chief of staff for two Congressmen – first Republican Edwin B. Forsythe, and then Democrat James J. Florio, who later became governor of New Jersey and until his recent death was a frequent podcast guest and co-host of Bob’s NFN Radio News podcast (now called Lean to the Left).

After seven years on Capitol Hill, Bob opened a communications business in Washington, first providing political media consulting to candidates and then freelance Washington coverage for business and trade magazines, plus creative communications services for trade and professional associations, including social media. This work involved articles and analyses of key governmental developments affecting businesses, such as the food and Health industries, retailing, and the environment.

His work as a communications consultant to trade and professional associations included launching and editing association publications, providing website content and social media assistance, and covering conferences and conventions.

Bob retired from G-Net Strategic Communications in 2016 and moved to Myrtle Beach, SC, where he launched his blog site, first called Not Fake News, now known as Lean to the Left.

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