I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger… then it hit me. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. What’s orange and sounds like […]

1.           Why do seniors always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw on their years of experience! 2.           I told my grandpa he was aging like fine wine. He replied, ‘Well, I hope I don’t end up in a glass!’ 3.           Why did the senior citizen bring a ladder to the bar? Because they […]

 The Roman emperor’s wife hates playing hide and seek because wherever she goes, Julius Caesar. I like what mechanics wear, overall. If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta. My […]