Dear Mr. O’Brien,

Most people who aren’t involved in the building or forestry industries aren’t aware of how many varieties of plywood trees there are. Since we want your farm to be all-inclusive, your package includes seed for the following varieties of plywood:

• Softwood plywood is commonly used for structural applications like subfloors, roof sheathing, and exterior frame sheathing by people who don’t own hardhats.
• Hardwood plywood, prized for its durability, its smooth finish, and its aesthetic appeal, is preferred by people with hardhats or hard heads.
• Marine plywood, which is often grown in rice paddies, is ideal for damp or moist environments and is typically used for house boats, docks, and submarines.
• Exterior plywood withstands weather and moisture, making it perfect for sheathing, siding, and bathroom subfloors for families with young boys.
• Structural plywood’s strength, stability, and load-bearing capacity makes it a popular favorite for formwork, bracing, and stilts for circus acts.
• Flexible plywood can be bent in any directions. It’s most often used to make curved furniture, architectural elements, and homes for politicians.
• Aircraft plywood is a lightweight plywood Howard Hughes created by grafting hardwoods like maple, oak, birch, and mahogany for the Spruce Goose.
• MDO and HDO plywood has smooth bark and is used for concrete forms, outdoor signs, and build-it-yourself desk kits.
• Lumber core plywood is soft on the inside for easier nailing and screwing, making it a favorite of manufacturers of nails and screws.
• Fire-rated plywood was created by Smoky the Bear by grafting asbestos to a variety of trees.
• Decorative plywood is used for decorations.
• Bamboo plywood came from grafting bamboo with banyan trees.
• Composite plywood was created by grafting trees with particleboard.

We hope this helps you understand our pricing model and the fabulous deal you’ll be getting as soon as your payment clears.

Your pal,

John Smith