I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. Penny Ward Moser

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room table unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.  Fran Lebowitz

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner

My dog is worried about the Economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That’s almost $21 in dog Money.  Joe Weinstein

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.  Robert Benchley

I don’t like big dogs. They always come and sniff you in the crotch.  Little dogs are even worse because you have to kneel down for them to do it.  Bob Monkhouse

Dogs are leaders of the planet.  If you see two life forms and one of them is making a poop, the other ones carry it for him, who would you assume was in charge?  Jerry Seinfeld

I had a dog who really believed he was man’s best friend. He kept borrowing money from me.   Gene Perret

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.  Edward Abbey

The average dog is nicer than the average person.  Åndy Rooney

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