March in and sell savings and service. Ignore the fact that merchants care more about products than processing. Shout over their objections by explaining how much you can save them in processing fees, so your competitors can say the same thing tomorrow and take away the sale or account.
Drop your pants (figuratively speaking) by offering discounts and Money to get accounts. Make it harder for the rest of us to earn an honest living by sharing residual income with the merchants you sign up. Merchants who go along will disrespect you for giving away your own residual streams.
Hey Mr. Gmail with cheap business cards and no website, you know who you are. Keep handing out those cheesy cards and generic emails without a dot.com address. Keep telling merchants about your cutting-edge Technology without bothering to invest in a small one-page website and professional email address, which are more affordable than ever.
Keep selling shiny all-in-one solutions that look like they rolled off an assembly line. Keep pushing cash discount to people who don’t want it, and don’t listen when they try to tell you the problems they’re facing.
Stay on the couch, surfing the web, commenting on merchant Facebook groups and checking your portal every fifteen minutes to track your sales pipeline. Don’t attend networking events at the local chamber or happy hours where you could meet potential prospects and partners. Don’t bother to volunteer in your community.
Make it harder for people to do business with you. Avoid fintech and embedded Finance solutions that make it easy to apply for services and merchant accounts. Have an onboarding process that makes them feel like a contestant on America’s Got Talent.
Forget Rule Number One of responding quickly to leads and inquiries. Make it your mission to never return a merchant’s call. Avoid having an active blog or newsletter that would make you discoverable. Stay undercover and out of reach.
Never sell what you have, which is way too boring. Offer merchants vaporware or products that your company has no plans of ever offering. Then tell your sales manager and underwriter it’s their fault you lost the sale because they don’t have the right product mix.
Insult merchants by telling them they picked a real loser to process with, but you can fix that problem right away by switching them over. Make up stories about others competing for the same account, about how unscrupulous they are, which will not be hard because you wrote the playbook.
Show up late and unshaven or wet from a recent soak in the hot tub, or better yet, dress like a banker to let the world know you still think it’s 1999. Dress to impress and avoid looking like a copycat by mirroring your prospect’s dress code.
Bonus: Commit Fraud (The Dumbest Way to Lose Everything)Go along when a merchant shows you fake documents and fake websites, and think about all the new friends you will make in jail. Follow the money; don’t worry about inconvenient things like ethics. Make friends with scammers and scale your bank account.
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PaaS allows businesses to use a single platform or API for all payment functions — processing, settlement, invoicing, and reporting — without building or maintaining the underlying payment infrastructure from scratch.
Nationwide Payment Systems (NPS) offers the same deep API flexibility as Stripe but is differentiated by providing significantly lower fees, dedicated U.S.-based support, and highly customizable integrations tailored for specific industries.
Yes. Our NPSONE API is designed specifically to enable developers to embed secure card and ACH payments directly into their proprietary SaaS, CRM, and ERP systems, creating a seamless user experience.
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Yes. We offer white-label payment solutions allowing Independent Software Vendors (ISVs) and software companies to provide payment portals and services branded as their own, while relying on our secure, robust back-end infrastructure.
NPS serves a wide range of industries including Retail, restaurants, hospitality, healthcare, B2B wholesalers, various service companies, and specialized SaaS platforms nationwide.
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