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I was about 5 hours into my 9-hour ordeal when I began to wonder if I was on track to break my inert endurance record.
Merriam-Webster defines “inert” as “Lacking the power to move; an inert and lifeless body.”
The previous record was achieved some time in, oh, 1987, at a bar called The Junction in Athens, Ohio.
My inertness began at noon and ended at 2 o’clock — and
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