You may not know this
Many inanimate things have a gender.
1.
Ziploc Bags are Male, because
they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2.
Copiers are Female because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device If
the right buttons are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3.
A Tire is Male, because it goes
bald, and it’s often over-inflated.
4.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male,
because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course,
there’s the hot air part.
5.
Sponges are Female because
they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
6.
A Web Page is Female because
it’s always getting hit on.
7.
A Subway is Male because it
uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8.
An Hourglass is Female, because
over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9.
A Hammer is Male because it
hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
10.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha!
You thought it’d be male, didn’t you? But consider this ~ it gives a man pleasure,
he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying!
11.
A GPS Navigation System is
Female, because it provides guidance and direction, but sometimes it insists on
taking you the long way around.
12.
A Swiss Army Knife is Male, as
it’s versatile, practical, and always ready for action.
13.
A Refrigerator is Female, because
it keeps things cold and preserves them, but it tends to get cluttered and
occasionally needs defrosting.
14.
A Mirror is Female, as it
reflects and highlights beauty, but can also reveal flaws and imperfections.
15.
A Suitcase is Male because it’s
sturdy, dependable, and always there to carry your load.
16.
A Candle is Female, since it
brings warmth and creates a cozy atmosphere, yet it can be quite delicate and
needs careful handling.
17.
A Computer is Male, because it
processes vast amounts of information, but sometimes it crashes when you least
expect it.
18.
A Backpack is Female, because
it’s comfortable to carry, holds your essentials, and often becomes a fashion
statement.
19.
A Pen is Male, because it
leaves a mark and can be assertive in its writing, yet it might occasionally
leak and make a mess.
20.
A Chess Set is Female, as it
requires strategic thinking and planning, but every piece has its unique role
in the game.
Originally Published on https://boomersnotsenior.blogspot.com/
