“First, Let’s Kill the Lawyer Jokes” is a unique, humourous, and philosophical peek behind the curtain at the justice system, from the eyes of a retired Toronto area litigation lawyer, humour author, and former stand-up comedian. It is clearly and simply written, (ie. no unnecessary Latin), and of interest not only for lawyers but for anybody who has ever had any contact or involvement with the law as a party or a television or movie spectator. This book is for anyone who may wonder why many people are suspicious of lawyers, why the justice system does not always dispense justice, or why many lawyers are unhappy, to the extent that some would consider becoming Oscar Meyer Wienermobile operators.