12/1/2025. 9AM PST. Set your alarms. Clear the schedule. Cancel your meetings. Prep your favorite caffeinated drink (or match us with a more spirited option – no judgement) and join us for a day filled of organized chaos with a dose of debauchery.

For weeks Agents Noir and Rotie have been hunkered down in the vault securing gems from near and far. And now the time draws nigh. We’re preparing to unleash 60+ wines from the deepest recesses of our warehouse. All coming in rapid succession over the course of one day. Trophy bottles that would make collectors weep and the cravat-clad sommelier’s mouth water with envy. And if white-glove-required bottle service isn’t your style, don’t worry. You want crushable over collectible? We’ve got you covered, too, with deep discounted bargains for the ordinary man.

Fair warning. Many will disappear in minutes, if not seconds.

The Lineup
Prepare to witness real-time heists happening in broad daylight. From Napa to Bordeaux. Argentina to Paso. Washington to Burgundy and beyond. From 100-point unicorns to cult Cabs that rarely see daylight. Hundred Acre, Promontory, Leonetti, Tua Rita, Sloan, even DRC. Plus many more. All at the lowest prices in the land.

● LIVE Watch the Chaos Unfold
Agent Cru will be leading the charge, hosting this event LIVE, Streaming on Facebook/Instagram and Youtube. He’ll be popping corks with the Agents and special guests, while we do our best to keep him hydrated.

Industry ranks joining the madness:
Robert Rex • Enoch Shully • Martin Reyes • Our Favorite Resident, "Agent Somm"

Special segments include: Agent Picks showcase, Q&A from the Operative Hangout, blind tasting showdowns, and announcing the winner of our cork-guessing challenge from the recent meetup.

🔑 Key Intel
-Each wine hits the homepage and vanishes faster than a free pour of La Tache
-F5 is your best friend. Refresh like your cellar depends on it (or install an auto-refresh plugin for Chrome/Firefox)
-Complete checkout or lose out. No mercy. No second chances. Your cart will NOT save wines if you don’t finish checking out.
-Download the iOS app NOW for lightning-fast checkout on the move
-Recruit a friend and pocket $40 (DOUBLE our usual bounty—valid through 12/1/25 at midnight only)

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Every day they feature one incredible wine at a head spinning price. We’re talking big gun Napa Cabernet, rarely seen imports from Italy and France, and tasty discoveries from tiny boutique producers you’ve never heard of.

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