1. Happy Thanksgiving! - Free Jokes Inside! Mike Montague 0:36

To the guy who invented the Number Zero, 

– Thanks for nothing.

What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving? 

– Quack Quack.

After all of the leftovers from Thanksgiving, I had to check myself into rehab.

– I couldn't quit cold turkey…

Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

A: Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.

For the 90's kids, I am going to let that Cranberries joke linger… 

Thanks to everyone who listened to the Playful Humans podcast this year! You have excellent taste in podcasts!

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Mike Montague is the Director of Community Engagement at Sandler. He is also a game show host, public speaker, podcaster, and writer at Playful Humans. He has been a radio DJ, karaoke host, virtual game show host, MC, and DJ for live events including opening for Billy Idol, Frankie Valli, and MC-ed at Toby Keith's Bar & Grill. Playful Humans is a community designed to help the burned-out and bored get re-energized and engaged with life. His mission is to help adults discover the power of playing for a living and how to avoid burnout, quiet quitting, or a midlife crisis. Find out more at https://www.playfulhumans.com.